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Systems Risk

"Systems Risk" is in the position that Operational Risk was a decade ago (pre Basel II) in that everyone knows that Information Technology is a major issue in Financial Services but the industry has not found satisfactory ways of analysing and measuring the associated risks. Many business surveys point to IT being of vital interest to Boards and senior management, but we (the IT profession) keep screwing up - I would argue because, in part, neither the IT function nor business has yet learned how to manage risk.

Basel III - RIP

The King is dead. Long Live the ......

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 07:09 AM | Comments (0)

Red in Tooth and Clawback

'In Memoriam: Regulation and Remuneration', Lord Tennyson

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 03:07 AM | Comments (0)

History repeats itself. Again.

Historians are beginning to fret about the worrying parallels between Basel III and (Mad) King George III.

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 08:52 AM | Comments (0)

GSIBs spells GIBBERISH

The latest Basel 'Assessment Methodology' for Global Systemically Important Banks (G-SIBs) is, not to put too fine a point on it, gibberish, nonsense, a crock etc.

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 04:18 AM | Comments (0)

Why Basel III will fail

Just as Basels I and II failed, Basel III will fail also, because it is based on the same false logic.

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 01:43 AM | Comments (0)

Gulliver on Wall Street

'A rare breed, indeed', with acknowledgment to Dean Jonathan Swift.

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 01:51 PM | Comments (0)

Collateral Damage

Has anyone in the Basel Secretariat ever worked in an Investment bank?

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 11:59 PM | Comments (0)

The King has got no clothes

Court Circular: The Basel Committee of Regents is pleased to announce the upcoming marriage of King Basel III.

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 12:29 AM | Comments (0)

Basel III - The Reluctant King

Last week in the Swiss Kanton of Basel-Stadt, a centuries old ceremony took place amid much medieval pomp and splendour - the formal accession of Basel III to the throne of Global Regulation.

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 01:21 AM | Comments (0)

The Doofus Affair

Egalite, Fraternite, Stupidite
(Motto - French Banking Commission)

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 01:29 AM | Comments (2)

The King is Dead, Long Live the King!

To Basel a Son.

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 01:16 AM | Comments (0)

It's who you know!

Basel III - "It's not what you know, but who you know"

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 07:35 AM | Comments (0)

I cannot tell the truth

What would George Washington make of Wall Street?

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 01:50 AM | Comments (0)

Is Wall Street Nuts?

"Men are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest" - Napoleon

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Posted by Patrick McConnell at 12:42 AM | Comments (0)

Risk Managers' Haiku

Something bad's happened
We have to add new controls
Oh! Happened again


[Next verse same as first
....
Next verse same as first]

* Haiku is a Japanese poetry form in which a concept is encapsulated in 17 sounds/syllables, typically in three lines of 5, 7 and 5 sounds.

See also the Risk Managers' Job Description

Posted by Patrick McConnell at 12:42 AM | Comments (0)

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